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Manchester City enfant terrible Mario Balotelli hit the headlines once again this week when he blasted his former Inter coach Jose Mourinho for lacking respect.
"Mourinho is the best coach in the world, but as a man he still needs to learn manners and respect," the 20-year-old roared.
These comments may seem fair to many given The Special One’s self-confidence and brashness, but the fact they came from Balotelli – whose hot-headed temperament, poor disciplinary record and outspokenness have dominated his career thus far – certainly produced a few giggles.
Goal.com takes a hypothetical look of 20 other similar acts of hypocrisy that could be committed in the footballing world…
Please note the below is satirical and just a bit of fun.
20) Amauri tells Wayne Rooney he doesn’t score enough goals.
19) Joachim Low laughs at Juergen Klopp for always wearing the same clothes on the bench.
18) Aliaksandr Hleb advises Cesc Fabregas that he must leave Arsenal for Barcelona in order to not ruin his career.
17) Maurizio Zamparini blasts Aurelio De Laurentiis for firing too many coaches.
16) Byron Moreno slates Howard Webb for woeful refereeing.
15) Fernando Torres tells Jefferson Farfan to put in more effort on the pitch.
14) Arjen Robben complains that Franck Ribery is always injured.
13) Claudio Ranieri lectures Arsene Wenger that he needs to win trophies in order to be considered a great manager. Claudio Lotito adds that the Frenchman is too tight with his money.
12) John Terry labels Mario Balotelli "immoral" for cheating on his girlfriend with her best friend.
11) Silvio Berlusconi hits out at Antonio Cassano for his relationship with a teenage girl.
10) Sven Goran Eriksson criticize Saudi Arabia for changing coach too often, and says that managers are only taking the job for the money.
9) Rafa Benitez says that if he had the same amount of money to spend at Inter that he had at Liverpool he would have been a success.
8) James Milner laughs at Darren Bent’s price tag, labeling it a “rip-off”.
7) Raymond Domenech reports Diego Maradona to social services for being "mad".
6) Sky Sports England accuse La Liga of being over-hyped.
5) Harry Redknapp informs the police about Luciano Moggi and Massimo Moratti over their dodgy transfer dealings.
4) Nigel de Jong describes Joey Barton as a “thug” and says there is no place in the game for such yobs.
3) Pele slams Nostradamus for making wild predictions.
2) Obafemi Martins commands Hendry Thomas and Rodney Strasser to stop lying about their age.
1) Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan accuses Florentino Perez of destroying football by spending so much money in the transfer market.
Ni haa, sumbernya dari Goal.com :
http://www.goal.com/en-us/news/86/italy/2011/01/20/2315734/goalcomedy-mario-balotelli-tells-jose-mourinho-to-learn-some
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